The newest Hollywood version of legendary English detective Sherlock Holmes is named Elementary. It employs stereotypes and stereotypes by nature are elementary (base or simple), just like Hollywood.
Now the first episode of a serial needs to establish the protagonist’s commonality with the audience so as to gain repeated viewership. It seeks to appease and affirm the cultural and ethnic sensibilities of the widest audience which in this case are heterosexual European males with an East Asian fetish. The whole idea of this series is premised on the existence of an European male who is more intelligent than non-Europeans. It can be seen as a way of visually establishing European intellectual (and cultural) superiority, better known as Eurocentrism.
S01E01:
Hetero-sexualized European male protagonist (early use of female prostitute and upper chest nudity) [European sexual masculinization #1].
East Asian/European [see nomenclature] qua model-minority Dr. Joan Watson (played by Lucy Liu) has an European father and Chinese mother [uni-directional romance #1]. Her mother stay married to her father even after an affair [unstable inter-ethnic relationships #1 (see nomenclature), East Asian females are committed to making relationships work unlike other types of females (a common argument made by East Asian fetishists)]. Qua model-minority Watson is dumber than Sherlock [Eurocentrism #1].
Token American/European detective Javier Abreu (Manny Perez). Non model-minority Abreu is dumber than Sherlock [Eurocentrism #2].
Dr. Watson is dating Nordic European male lawyer Ty Morstan (Bill Heck) [uni-directional romance #2].
S01E02
Token African detective Marcus Bell (Jon Hill). Non model-minority Bell is dumber than Sherlock [Eurocentrism #3].
European male multimillionaire sexes African/European(?) female and has a daughter Anna Webster [uni-directional romance #3]. Anna ends up with a bullet to the head, shot by her European half-sister [unstable inter-ethnic relationships #2, dead non-European #1].
S01E3
African/European female Sara is married to an American/European male Roberto and they have a daughter. Roberto has a European mistress and was hiding this from his wife [unstable inter-ethnic relationships #3, non-European male rapacious sexual appetite #1].
S01E04
Dr. Watson finds the European male Aaron attractive and is dating him [uni-directional romance #4]
Token East Asian male Chief Financial Officer Daniel Cho is played by Andrew Pang. He has no speaking lines but gets to frown in every camera shot of him. Just imagine what wonders that addition to his resume will do for his career.
Token African businesswoman is secretly sexing a European male businessman (rightmost couple) [uni-directional romance #5, unstable inter-ethnic relationships #4 ]. She gets to look embarrassed with no speaking lines of course. This may be saying that successful African females either sleep their way to the top or that they get successful because they are not committed to their own ethnic males.
European male Chief Operations Officer Peter Talbot has a secret book of high cost hookers. The first page shown is an East Asian hooker he used so as to make the implicit association of ‘East Asian’ with terms such as ‘female,’ ‘subservient’ and ‘sexual impropriety’ [uni-directional romance #6, unstable inter-ethnic relationships #5]. This hooker is not the most expensive since she only has a cost of three circles (see pic) while others have four circles.
Dr. Watson’s Chinese mother wants her to speak more Mandarin, so why did her mother marry a European male? Perhaps in Hollywood theology Europeans are indigenous to China.
S01E07
A European male serial killer had an affair with an American/European (Mexican) female [unstable inter-ethnic relationships #6, uni-directional romance #7] and their blue-eyed American/European son (above pic) is a copycat murderer for his father [unstable inter-ethnic relationships #7, violent non-Europeans #1].
S01E8
A European female has sex with a married, model-minority, South Asian (Indian) male named Pradeep Singh (Vedant Gokhale). She kills him and stuffs him into a wall in his own house [unstable inter-ethnic relationships #8, dead non-European #2, non-European male rapacious sexual appetite #2].
Update: 2012-12-08
S01E09: The obligatory Chinatown episode
European professor Trent Annunzio (Richard Topol) is teaching in Beijing and a female Chinese student Jun (Kristy Wu) returns to the US with him on the promise that he will marry her [desperate non-European #1, uni-directional romance #8].
She is illegal and he repeatedly uses her for filmed sex acts holding deportation over her head [unstable inter-ethnic relationships #9]. She describes her ordeal to Sherlock as such:
This is an old manual given to Chinese political police. It teaches how to beat a suspect but leave no marks. He used these techniques to hurt me. He also made me do things. Sex things, horrible things while he taped them.
So according to Hollywood ethnic theology, deportation to China is more devastating than repeated filmed perverted sex acts for female Chinese university students. Sadly, they don’t point out what is so bad about China that it is less preferable than sadomasochism. Perhaps it is left to the imagination. Jun has a daughter which seems to be from Annunzio. Annunzio is obsessed with Chinese gambling even going so far as to wear red underwear.
He is killed in a Chinese gambling den guarded by a tattooed, stone-faced ‘chinaman’ and owned by an elderly ‘chinaman’ who can speak English! It is insinuated by Sherlock that the Chinese thugs are trying to find and kill Raul (see below) [violent non-Europeans #2].
Annunzio finds out that his pretend wife is having an affair with another European male academic, Annunzio’s teaching assistant Brendan O’Brien (Cameron Scoggins) [uni-directional romance #9].
He also finds out that he is going to die from eye cancer so he hatches a smart plan where he hires a sex offender Raul Ramirez (Lord Jamar) [non-European male rapacious sexual appetite #3] to kill him (so as to escape the excruciating pain) and frame Brendan and Jun (to get revenge for their betrayal) [two birds with one stone #1]. Raul is an interesting character because he is not the stereotypical Latino (American/European), he is at best an African/Latino. Thus he is a double minority: making an association of ‘African’ and ‘Latino’ with ‘sex offender’ and ‘cold-blooded criminal’ [two birds with one stone #2, violent non-Europeans #3, violent non-Europeans #4].
Raul kills Trent gouging out his eyes [violent non-Europeans #5]. Brendan and Jun are married to prevent her deportation and because they are in ‘love.’ Given than Jun was going to marry Trent just to stay in the US makes her ‘love’ highly questionable.
It is revealed that Dr. Watson sexed the drug addicted European male Liam Danow played by Adam Rothenberg (European/Hebrew) [uni-directional romance #10].
Update: 2013-01-07
S01E11
English language deficit Latina maid stereotype.
Russian spies pose as normal American couple. The long term intent was for their daughter to study at a prestigious university and infiltrate the US government [nationalism enhancing conspiracy theory].
Update: 2013-02-05
S01E14
Sherlock catches two female robber strippers, one of which is Afropean. In the process he again sexualizes himself and further so when he states that he sexed a Nordic FBI female agent [European sexual masculinization #2].
Token East Asian male nurse, possible Latino male nurse.
Nordic male pornographer Cooper wanted to ask Watson out on a date.
Token East Asian male cop.
Porno maker Cooper makes a film using two Europeans. We get glimpses of male upper chest nudity [European sexual masculinization #3].
Another token East Asian male cop.
Another shot of the porn flick for yet another attempt at European male sexualization [European sexual masculinization #4].
Update: 2013-01-07
S01E15
Latino drug lords in New York city from the Dominican Republic [violent non-Europeans #5].
Crooked Latino undercover agent Diaz who sends goons to kill Sherlock [violent non-Europeans #6].
Update: 2013-02-15
S01E16
Cocky, attitudinal Afropean drug gangsters [violent non-Europeans #7].
American/European officer Paula Reyes had sex multiple times with African detective Bell but is trying to frame him for murder and shot his elder brother [unstable inter-ethnic relationships #10, violent non-Europeans #8]. Sherlock alleges (and the viewer is supposed to believe him) that her European partner also wants to sex her. She is presently sleeping with detective Evan Carlyle of unknown ethnicity as he is simply referenced.
Mention of a criminal arms dealer named Danny Vargas [violent non-Europeans #9].
Update: 2013-03-06
S01E17
East Asian female geneticist named Natasha Kademan (Jennifer Lim).
She has a European fiance Paul (David Furr) [uni-directional romance #11].
He kills her believing that she is cheating on him [unstable inter-ethnic relationships #11].
Paul frames African career criminal Benjamin Cordero (Albert Jones) for Natasha’s death [violent non-Europeans #10].
Sherlock deduces that Watson was romantically involved with her genetics professor [possible uni-directional romance #12].
Update: 2013-03-15
S01E18
Hope (Victoria Cartegena), a Latina, is married to an European male Ken (Timothy Sekk) [uni-directional romance #12]. They have two children and Hope is pregnant.
Male pick-pocket of African ancestry. When caught previously, he punched a man to the ground to get away [violent non-Europeans #11].
Update: 2013-10-16
S02E01
Holmes states that Watson and his brother want to sleep with each other, he for revenge sex and she for sexing the ‘next best thing to Holmes himself.’
S02E02
Petty thief Benny Charles (Khalil Kain) assaults a European male for his wallet [violent non-Europeans #12]. Actor is of African and Chinese ancestry.
South Asian cabbie played by Rock Kohli.
The occasional European male sexualization (upper chest nudity) [European sexual masculinization #5].
Criminal computer programmer Wayne Kaneshiro (Nicholas Maccarone [Eurasian?]), the dangerous side of the model-minority stereotype (possibly affecting US national security).
S02E03
Another Indian cabbie played by Adeel Ahmed.
Watson finds Jeff Hines (Steve Kazee) “cute” and goes on a date with him [uni-directional romance #13].
Update: 2013-10-19
S02E04
The occasional European male sexualization (upper chest nudity) again but combined with physical activity [European sexual masculinization #6].
Female African S&M mistress.
The occasional European male sexualization using combined upper chest nudity and physical activity [European sexual masculinization #7].
Update: 2013-10-25
S02E05
‘Aggressive’ and ‘limber’ Afro/Italian female Jennifer Sayles (Danielle Nicolet) sexes Sherlock [uni-directional romance #14] shortly after meeting him at a bar. She subsequently meets him and again initiates sex.
Update: 2013-11-08
S02E06
A mythical, resource-greedy Chinese company is willing to obliterate Buddhist temples in Afghanistan to obtain copper deposits.
S02E07
After meeting the European woman who Sherlock had “several bouts of vigorous sex,” Sherlock finds out that despite her denials, Watson had sex with Sherlock’s brother Mycroft (Rhys Ifans) [uni-directional romance #15].
Latino drug-lord Joaquin Aguillar heads up the East Coast Robles narcotic cartel [violent non-Europeans #13]. He has a penchant for Nordic females and hires an assassin to kill a corrupt Englishwoman.
Update: 2014-01-08
S02E11
Professional African male car thief turned sober companion
Dead Latina journalist Rosalie Nunez [dead non-European #3].
Hebrew/European thief hiding behind holocaust survivors.
S02E12
Watson dates an African/European man [uni-directional romance #16] but is unhappily searching for her soul mate (which will probably turn out to be a European male named Sherlock).
South Asian homosexual male from the U.K.
Blond female European criminal mastermind [counter stereotype?]
African/European criminal gets shot dead by a cop [violent non-Europeans #14].
Update: 2014-02-10
S02E15
Sherlock is said to have sexed an archaeologist, a school teacher, a magician, a mortician and a pastor [European sexual masculinization #8]. Here he is with the ‘pastor’.
The cocky European Nicholas Orman (David A. Gregory) is an exotic dancer, a hit with the ladies [European sexual masculinization #9].
Holmes sleeps with a ballerina (shown above) [European sexual masculinization #10], who herself sexed a female ballerina, who in turn was formerly with the male dancer (Orman) [European sexual masculinization # 11].
Watson’s birth father (not shown!) is schizophrenic causing him to become divorced and homeless, living in New York parks. This part is strange in that the super-intelligent Holmes is fooled into thinking that Watson is Eurasian because he thought that her father was a European male (second picture from top). It seems that the writers are doing an ethnic bait and switch to denigrate East Asian males. Let me explain. If Asians (inclusive of South Asians and Pacific Islanders) are 1% of the homeless, the chance that a schizophrenic East Asian male who was married ends up homeless will be less than 1%. Also, the probability that a European male is cohabiting with an Asian (South and East Asian) is 1.51% and the probability that an Asian female (South and East Asian) is cohabiting with a non-Asian male 45.93% while those with Asian male cohabitants are at 45.93% (see here). This would necessitate that every Asian female with a sexual partner should have an equal probability of being with a fellow Asian and that European males being with Asian females be a rare sight. This does not explain why there are 10 European male-East Asian female sexings and/or dates. Where are the 5 East Asian males to sex and date Watson. Perhaps they too are schizophrenic, divorced and homeless in a NY park.
Update: 2014-11-01
S03E01
Watson’s new boyfriend is predictably not East Asian but an Indian named Andrew Mittal played by Anglo-Indian Raza Jaffrey. For some reason, IMDB credits him as Andrew Paek.
Update: 2014-11-14
S03E03
The sexualization continues…
Update: 2016-03-30
S04E01: European male and Guatemalan wife, violent Mexican mafia, Chinese spy Dan Zheng strategically dates an European female scientist
S04E04: Afropean and European male doctors are both married to the same European female, Indian male doctor, Latina detective
S04E06: Watson states: “I dated this French guy once”
S04E07: Watson’s European step-father writes a semi-biographical novel where Watson sleeps with Holmes, Watson’s step-father cheated on Watson’s mother
S04E14: Chinatown Triad gang warfare
S04E16: European male marries East Asian female and made an Eurasian female child. Said Eurasian female uses a robot to kill one uncle and tries to frame another uncle for murder so as to claim an inheritance
S04E18: Afropean male medical doctor murders an European male doctor, Holmes sexes new girlfriend
Update: 2016-10-27
S05E02: Latino drug lord, Latino male with European male lover
S05E07: Married European male has Afghani girlfriend
Update: 2017-03-04
S05E03: African male consoling European female
S05E05: Elderly Chinese dentist and pedophile
S05E09: Latino gang, Afropean gang
S05E11: European couple has Filipina sex slaves, Afro-Latino drug dealer
S05E12: Female Afropean PhD scientist, European male assumes that Chinese female is an Anglo’s girlfriend, male Afropean PhD engineer
S05E13: homosexual Afropean male with married European partner, Afropean and Latino drug gangs, European male upper chest nudity
S05E14: East Asian male professional gamer and user of European sex slaves, Inuit male professional gamer with European female lover
Update: 2018-06-01
S06E01: European male heterosexualization (upper chest nudity [x2], sex tape of him sexing an European female, European female girlfriend, claims to have possibly made ‘a sex tape or two in my day’, European male states that another male has a “phallus to make a Clydesdale [horse] blush”, sexed another European female and then another named “Luna”), Aryo-Dravidian male married to European female
S06E03: Afropean male neurologist, European male with South Asian wife
S06E04: European male upper chest nudity [x2]
S06E05: European male heterosexualization (upper chest nudity, sexes traditional Chinese girlfriend, went to Cancun with girlfriend)
Update: 2018-09-27
S06E06: Yakuza episode, murdered Japanese male, sumo wrestlers
S06E12: Latina with European boyfriend, Latino baddie, token East Asian male medical doctor
S06E13: Insinuated relationship between European female politician and rich Latino baddie businessman
S06E14: European male heterosexualization (multiple sexing of married European female), Latino gang, mentioned Russian gang
S06E15: Watson sexes Afropean male detective
S06E16: East Asian male PhD model minority scientist who stole work from 4 of his students (one an African male)
S06E18: Hebrewpean male married to Latina, married South Asian male with European surname, token Afropean male medical doctor
S06E19: Holmes sexes Arab female in Rome, European male math professor and Latina PhD mathematics candidate like each other